You’re so vain

I’m the first to admit, I’m so vain.

But news flash, couldn’t give a shite! I believe the sin of vanity is so outdated! Yeh I do love myself, why the hell not? I make effort to look nice, and be a nice person, so yeh, I love me.

Someone once said to me ‘it’s important to take yourself seriously, cos no bugger else will’.